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BLUNTAL LOGICS

Posted by % Ramkumar % on May 4, 2007

 

LOGIC 1 :-
We know that:-

Kilogram = 1000 grams

Milligram = 10^-3 grams

Then

Program = ????

LOGIC 2 :-

A fox missed its in forest bag and it started to search.How do you say this logically ??

Answer: BINARY SEARCH

Meaning = “BI“(bag)+”NARY“(fox)+”SEARCH”.

LOGIC 3 :-

Once in a Music concert a man sang in a Rhythm, suddenly all the audience walked out.You Know in what Rhythm he sang??

Answer: ALGORITHM

Meaning = ALL–GO-RYTHM.

LOGIC 4 :-

What game the kinder garden students play and mostly related to the present tense and past tense ???

Answer: SEE-SAW.

LOGIC 5 :-

What happen when the Program is murdered…?

 

Answer: We will get a Process, because process is a program under Execution.

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A GREAT INVENTION

Posted by % Ramkumar % on May 4, 2007

Listen to the following conversation.

Man1 : Hey why are you writing Integral formulas on Potatos…?
Man2 : I am going to do a project.
Man1 : What project man…?
Man2 : I am going to make Integrated Chips.
Man1 : !!!….?

See this is how the Integrated Chips are invented.

Hey friends,Shall we try it for Mini Project ?

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