INNOVATIVE SOLUTION TO KASHMIR ISSUE

               Hello friends,I am kathiravan,the general secretary of SIM. I have joined this blog to post my views frequently. Now I am going to share an incident which happened in the college mess. We friends were talking about the Kashmir issue and suddenly madan gave a solution for solving the issue.

  

                 He told that we can let the pakistanis stay in kashmir and can get regular rent monthly from them so that no problem will be there. Then joel asked what can we do if they do not pay rent properly? Then we came to a solution that we can just throw out their things if they dont pay the rent and lock the kashmir.
   

                  Then Joel gave an idea.. We can rename Thar desert as Kashmir and kashmir as thar desert. Then the terrorists will enter thar desert thinking it as kashmir and they will find no houses and water. We can show Thoppeee….
       

                     Then we got another idea. We can hide under the kashmir mountains and if the terrorists climb up the mountain and come we can shake the basement of the mountain so that they will fall and die…
       

                     Now comes the ultimate idea.. At night when the terrorists are alone in their place we can go behind them and shout as bhaaaa…. They will run away….

      How are the ideas?

                 We are declaring that the above is just for fun and there is no intention for teasing any one and we also know the seriousness of the problem…

WHY BLOOD? SAME BLOOD

               Actually our SIM members are professionals in creating blunt jokes. But one person made our ears full of blood.Few days before Joel and Vivek invented the below two points…

1. Why earth doesnot brak in to pieces?
       Because it has Gum in it ( ulagum)

2. Where did Mahabaratha took place?
        Uk(England)
        Reason: Sambavaami Yuge Yuge ( uk uk)

 I was proud that our members could generate such standard blunts…And the next day one of our classmate invented the following points which was the peak of all..

1. What is the opposite of Flashback?
           Photoshop Front

2. What is the tamil translation for HoneyWell(a CORE company)
            Theni ulle Keni
             

The person i have mentioned is a girl and by the blunt she invented u must find out who she is…

CHAK DE INDIA

       

      Only one bronze 8 years before. Only one silver 4 years before. It was an usual thing for us to wait for our country to appear atleast once in medal list.
    This year soon after olympics started Sania Mirza left injured.  But the victory came in the form of Abhinav Bindra that too a gold medal. The excitement was ametros for me. And within few days I saw a forwarded sms in my friend’s mobile that Anjali Bhagwat won another gold. The moment i was just flying in the air. But that excitement lasted only for few minutes. Soon I came to know that it was a rumour.I just started to think that this year only one gold and it is a slight improvement. But to my surprise Sushil Kumar won a bronze in wrestling and this news came to me soon after he won. And the next day the news came that a bronze is confirmed for  Vijayendar Kumar in boxing… Now India possessing three medals…. And i feel as though i myself have won hundreds of medals…..Chak de, Chak de India.

TEAM WORK PAID-OFF

 

This Saturday the revaluation results came and our friend ‘ischoool’(vasanth) has cleared his one and only arrear in discrete maths and now whole SIM has cleared all the papers. At the starting of Sem exams our president Aravind told that in this Sem we all must clear all papers. And we all thought whether it will be possible but we all built a confidence within ourselves and I can say that it is because of our team work we had in the two hours ( 8-10) in morning during exams which helped a lot in writing exams. It was just a give and take policy. One Sharing what all he knew with others and also learning from others what he doesnot know. Likewise we all had an useful pre- exam session which helped a lot apart from individual preparation at home.And one of our member, Hariharan(Academic Incharge) took some vital efforts in making us know something. Not only him, we all were sharing what we knew even it is a single point.
                  We all tasted the fruit of team work when the results came and now we are in the all cleared state. And congratulations to Manoj who have cleared one of his paper and to all others who have cleared their papers… And we are thankful to The Almighty for placing us in a safer side…..

SILLY QUESTIONS!! SILLY ANSWERS!!!

Silly questions, silly answers…..

Q: what often falls but, never gets hurt?

A: Rain

Q: what is that No person ever saw,but always will be?

A: Tomorrow

Q: what can you Never eat for Breakfast?

A: Dinner

Q: what gets wet with drying?

A: A Towel