LIC வந்தாச்சு இறங்கு இறங்கு !!

February 27 2009 is an unforgettable day in the life of  three Members of our SIM Kazhagam namely, Aravind Raj (ECR MP), Madan Kumar and Myself ( Joel Ronald). That was the day in which We learnt a great lesson in life. That was the day in which we realized how true is the Proverb “கற்றது கையளவு, கல்லாதது உலகளவு” (Known is a drop, unkown is an ocean)

It was on the Evening of 26th Feb i got a SMS from Madan asking me whether i could accompany him to Ritchie Street the Next day, as he wanted to buy some Computer Accessories. I said ok, planned everthing and went to sleep without knowing what is going to happen the next day.

The Next day, that is on 27th February morning i got up, got ready and as per the plan i  started from home. After waiting for about 45minutes the bus came and i boarded the bus. Meanwhile on the other end, Body soda and ECR MP had started their 3o Rupees ticket tour. After we assembled at a meeting point, we went on for the purchase.

First we got into a Shop to buy Monitor for Body Soda, they Showed us a Monitor. பொட்டு எல்லாம் வச்சு பார்க்கவே ரொம்ப மங்களகரமா இருந்துச்சு (eng). But the cost told by the sales person was too much, we tried our best to bargain, but  no gain, only mouth strain, so  hereafter i should refrain, from bargain.

After finishing our purchase we started our way back to home. But the greatest queston  was how to carry the Monitor home without breaking it. That Monitor was weighing a Ton. Everyone agreed to carry the Monitor in a Round Robin manner ( See, this is an real life application of what we learnt in OS at college ) First it was our President who tried his hands in the experiment and then Madan and then Myself like this the first round was over. Meanwhile we had crossed the road and had reached the other side of the road opposite to ritchie street.

Something might have struck the minds of the guys with me, I’m not sure whether it’s Madan or our President came up with the idea of boarding a bus to reach the next bus stop that is the LIC Bus stop, because all Buses do not stop at the bus stop opposite to Ritchie street. Since the Monitor was too heavy to carry, i thought  சரி எதோ பசங்க அக்கறையா சொல்றாங்களேன்னு  பஸ்ல ஏறினேன்  (eng). Since Madan and our President had 30 Rupees ticket, i alone took  ticket and additonally one ticket for the Monitor (Luggage ticket).

We boarded the bus, took the ticket and just relaxed that’s it, Madan started shouting LIC வந்தாச்சு இறங்கு இறங்கு !! (eng) I didn’t even had the time to react, there wasn’t any time to think where we are, whether we could reach LIC so soon or any other thought. I somehow managed to jump out of the Bus with the Monitor in hand. Only then i realized i was standing at the Middle of the road and LIC was nowhere near where we were and we haven’t event travelled 20 metres in the Bus. I turned towards Madan, he couldn’t withstand my Look and started laughing. This is what had happened, the bus had stopped in  a signal and Madan who was standing, bent down to see where we were. His eyes somehow managed to locate a small signboard with the caption LIC in an unknown building , so without giving a second thought or verfiying whether it was the LIC building he had started shouting LIC வந்தாச்சு இறங்கு இறங்கு !!

As one could guess we had no other option than to start walking towards LIC, continuing the Round Robin technique. Ok, அதெல்லாம் இருக்கட்டும்  என்ன பா எதோ Great Lesson.. Known is a drop… அப்படி இப்படின்னு சொன்னன்னு கேட்கலாம் (eng). Yeah yeah i’m coming to that:

The Moral or the greatest Lesson that we learnt out of this incident is “When you take ticket for LIC, get down only when the Bus reaches LIC” If you keep this in mind you can become a great person in this world.

Ok, ok, please, please don’t stare at me like that, இப்ப என்ன நடந்து போச்சுன்னு இப்படி மொறைக்கறீங்க (eng) ??? Ok Cool down, coool down . It’s not my mistake, you should have known what/whose  blog you are reading

And we somehow managed to reach home safely without breaking the  Monitor. At this point i’m reminded of one more idea given by our two guys. That is to take 30 rupees ticket for the Monitor too, since we had to board different buses to reach home and we have to take luggage ticket at every bus we board. I didn’t know whether to laugh or to Cry. I guess you too are  in  similar state now. Cool down

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1.  I'm posting here in Bluntcorner after 5 long months

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LKG Vs Ph.D.

The title of this post is interpreted as MIS Vs SIM. If you don’t know what is MIS then just read this post and come back.

I’ll come straight into what i have to say, Everyone at our department knows What is SIM and what they are known for, all these days we were without any alternate. Now a group of Girls, our friends the Well-wishers of SIM have started a new Kazhagam called MIS. The very name MIS itself was just the reverse of SIM. So we can expect them to do the opposite of whatever we do.

SIM was started 2 years before and it’s continuing to Rock in it’s own way. We have no enemies nor competitors. But this is the first challenge SIM is facing. But SIM members say “வீரன் வாழ்க்கைல இதெல்லாம் சகஜமப்பா” and we all know that “MISன்  இந்த ஜம்பம் எல்லாம் செல்லாது செல்லாது”.

SIM are Ph.Ds in giving thoppi(தொப்பி), we are specialized in giving all kinds and all size of thoppis. And MIS is nowhere near us, they are LKGs in giving thoppi. They are doing comedy by telling that they are going to catch us in no time. Blog readers நீங்களே சொல்லுங்க இது அவங்களுக்கே ஓவரா தெரியலையா??

The first attempt of MIS was, they poured water on our benches(SIM Head quarters) when SIM was out to the mess to have lunch. And claimed that they have showed water “தண்ணி காட்டிட்டோம்”. We can’t control our laughter looking at their amateur way of playing pranks.

They copied everything from us, right from the name to our first generation blunts. MIS are the ultimate Copy Cats, அவங்கள கொஞ்சமாவது திருந்த சொல்லுங்க.

• Dora is the Mastermind behind all these childish attacks.
• Puppy is leading the attack.
• Melody is almost crying when we say “நீயுமா??”
• Teddy is trying to escape from the scene after doing all kusumbu.
• We can’t under estimate ஆத்தா too.
• Jailor was not in the scene, when the MIS was (mis)formed, but she is capable of doing the MIS அராஜகம்.
• Limsy is absconding somewhere in the innermost parts of south Tamilnadu.
• Ding, ding, ding, is giving silent commands.
• Kili josiyakaari is sitting in a corner predicting what will happen to SIM next.

SIM is all set to face the “WAR of PEACE”. Come on MIS girls put on your armour and come to the Battle field.

Try to touch us atleast, if you can’t beat us !!

SIM officials retain their posts !!

The Second official election for the various posts of SIM Kazhagam (சிம் கழகம் ) was held on 12th September 2008. And seperate elections were conducted for every posts. And there was no change in the current position of the SIM members.

The portfolio of the SIM kazhagam(சிம் கழகம்) is as below,

President: Aravind Raj. K.

Vice-President: Madan Kumar. V.

General Secretary: Kathiravan. V.

Treasurer: Ram Kumar. G.

Assembly Speaker: Joel Ronald Ebenezer. D.

Academic Head: Hariharan. B.

Director : Nirmal Kumar. R. P.

Official Entertainer: Vasantha Kumar. D.

I wish them all the best, and i’m sure that each one will do their best for the Upliftment of the Society. Lot of interesting stuff are yet come. Till then, bye. Keep in touch.

Yours,

Joel RED (Assembly Speaker)

Slowly but steadily…

Today, March 24, 2008 i noted something unusual happening to our blog. Yes, today search engines have sent the most traffic to our blog ever since we started this blog. Thanks to Dance master Lawrence

The major keyword that made the Google crawl over our blog was the Post on the Charitable trust run by Dance master Lawrence. The reason, why i write about this is to say that there are really good people in this world who are really concerned about the poor, they are the one’s who would have searched for such things over the net. Just see the keywords used.

Our blog has been listed second in the very first page for searches using most of these keywords.

One of my major principles is, “Do your duty do not expect any reward”. It is the duty of everyone to help the poor, but in this world we should not expect any reward for what we have done. And another important thing is that whatever we do we should do it for our own satisfaction and not for any rewards or any such things. We may not be noticed by the people for whatever good things we do, but GOD the Almighty will surely reward us in due time for every good thing we do in this world. So dance master lawrence and all those who searched for these information, with the real motive of helping the poor will be not be left unrewarded by GOD.

But, i’m not happy about onething that is those who have visited our blog hoping to get some details about Lawrence Charitable trust would not have got enough information about that. So, we’ll soon try to collect some information about that and try to post it in our blog.

Till then Ciaou.

Yours,

Joel RED

Rules, Rulezz Everywhere!!!

On the other day i was going through the Funstuff section of a forum. and i came across this. This one is a joke regarding the Rules and Regulations in an organization. Have a look and leave a smile.

Dress Code

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Bereavement Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders category”. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

See you friends, Keep in touch with us.

yours,

Joel.R.Ebenezer.

Not “One More August 15″ Please !!!

And one more August 15, and one more Independence day and one more Government Holiday and one more Flag Hoisting and one more??? ohhh the list continues… And this is how the National Festivals are looked upon and so is this Independence Day.

And the One day Patriotism will get into our Spirits and one day “Jai Hind” and one day “Proud to be an Indian” SMS and one day “Social service camps” and one day… Ohhh even this list continues.
I’m not into criticizing anyone(as i am not perfect to criticize anyone) but i really feel bad about way in which we look upon the National festivals(especially Independence Day) and the term “Patriotism”.

• For politicians it’s a one more day like Election campaigns where they speak things which they never ever try to do themselves.

• For the People who do white collar jobs it’s “A Day to spend with their families and cherished circle”.

• And the Labour class people are the only group, whom i find doing something really useful, especially the auto drivers.

• And for the Defence people it’s a Sensational Day on which their spirits go high and high above the Everest but they never rest, if they rest then we will have no rest.

Like this each group of people in our Nation look upon this day on their own point of view but what about the Remaining 364 days. What do we do on these days and till the next Independence day . We always think high and we always keep thinking high and end up thinking high. As the day ends our thinking also ends and we start up the new day thinking high, but something new of course.

By this time you would have got confused with what i am coming to say so i directly get into point.
To show up your Patriotism, think of something which you could be able to really do, that which really help’s our nation.No problem eventhough it’s a meagre thing and try to follow it sincerely.

Some of the least things(if you consider so) that we can do are,

1. Close the Water taps after use, or wherever you find water flowing out waste just step in and close the valves. We all know the disputes among the states for this Water. To be specific our own state is being deprived of this ‘Elixir of life’ by our neighbouring states.

2. Switch off the Electrical appliances in places like Colleges, Work places and other public places when we don’t use them. As we all experience the frequent power failures during the summer we are in an urgent situation to stop power wastage. Since the world countries are not ready to supply Uranium to our Nuclear reactors which produce electricity India will be facing serious threats on the Electric Power issues in the forth coming years.

3. Keep your living place clean. Every day “Brand New” diseases enter the “Health Market”. And the deaths toll due to the contagious diseases keep rising. So by keeping ourselves and our sorrounding clean we can save ourselves and our fellow citizens from the danger of falling a prey to the diseases.

4. Respect others as you respect your ownself. None of us will scold our ownselves using bad words or hammer our own heads, if we do something wrong instead we always try to jusify ourselves but what do we do when others commit the same mistake. It’s common for all of us, but if one is able to treat others in the same manner as he/she wants to be treated then Our country will surely become “A Beautiful Place to Live in”

5. Help the Poor. Here the poor means not only those who are financially poor, it may be in anything poor in studies, poor in Language skills, poor in confidence, poor in manners etc.

6. Wherever you find talents never forget to appreciate. Appreciation is a greatest Motivation. For you it might be a single word as “Very good” or “Well done” but for them upon whom these words are said It might trigger them to do a thing which might change the world. It’s because of the lack of appreciation and Motivation lots of talentsof our Indian Innovators gone untrapped and as a result we don’t have appreciable number of Indian Scientists, or Inventors.

So by following the above the above what do we actually do? That’s a right question.
All these things are very easy to follow and by following this we really express our “Patriotism” towards our country, because we do something which directly or indirectly help for the upliftment of our Nation. So We get every rights to Celebrate the Next Independence Day of our Incredible INDIA.

Before You leave watch this Video.

Back into Action!!!

Hi friends,

If you just scroll down and see our last post, it dates back to May-4 so nearly 3 months have passed since the blog was last updated. And Now, we are into blogging that is after a long break.

Hope Madan and Ram will also start blogging soon.

As we are into the Third year,The Discussion topic of our class friends have deviated a lot from Movies and Games into Aptitude and Campus Interviews. So our SIM Kazhagam too was in a need to make some changes in our way of Talking and Blogging. As a result we have decided to use the term “Logical Reasoning” in the place of Blunts wherever and whenever possible. If if you want me to tell in terms of Discrete Mathematics.

Blunts –> Logical Reasoning.

(but don’t argue that its not equal to ~(Blunts) U (Logical Reasoning) )

Then to Start up with our INNOVATIONS here are some of our Latest Logical Reasonings.

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• What are the Two types of Crows that are in the World?? (To answer this you should be good at System software)

Ans : Micro & Macro.
Definiton: Mi + Crow and Ma + Crow.

• When anyone express their Likeness toward you by saying “I like U” and if you run out of words to express yourself back, just say ….

“I not only Like U, i like A,B,C,D… why to say i like all from A to Z.”

• Why do we tie our Watches in our Hands and not in legs ???

Ans 1: It’s because Watches have hands (Hours hand and minutes hand) so our hand should go in hand with the watch’s hand.

Ans 2: we tie our Wrist watches in our hands, because we can’t tie others watch in our hands or our wrist watch in others hand (don’t argue that you can).

Ans 3:(Think in tamil too). “Mullu kaala kuthidum”

Note:- Mullu means thorn in tamil.The Hands in the watches are also called mullu in Tamil.

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Then we are into the work of Designing a Software called BluntGen® known as Blunt Generator and we will soon release the Beta Version of our Revolutionary Software.
See you Friends. Keep in touch with us.

                                                                                               yours,

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It’s Blog Mania now.

Hi, Readers welcome back to Blunt Corner.I just cameby to say few words about the Blog mania that have found it’s way into the 2nd year CSE of A.I.H.T.
In times afore Blunt Corner came into existence, according to my knowledge only three persons in 2nd CSE owned a blog. But see, what Revolution ~Blunt Corner~ has made in our class . Our Friend Surendar is an active member of the DD board, and i came to know that, he has earned a quite a number of Domains through his tiring efforts. Now he has come forth to offer Blogs to our class people under one of his domain name “ahoh.info“.

According to my knowledge about 15 people from our class 2nd CSE have got Blogs from him under this domain. I am really happy to hear such news. I am eagerly waiting to see those blogs of my friends Blog on the Internet. I will be always at their side to encourage them to express their thoughts publicly, through their blogs .
Our SIM members too have got blogs and these are the URL:

Madan –> www.bodysoda.ahoh.info
Nirmal –> www.naaisekar.ahoh.info
Ram Kumar–> www.sunapana.ahoh.info

Let’s hope that, all these people will turn out as Trend Setters in the blogging world.

Let’s Wish them “All the Best”.

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World Cup 2007 – Bermuda is the Champion.

Our Innovations in Ney-V, sorry IV.

Hello Friends, I am back again. First I am glad to welcome our member Ram Kumar to our Blog,Who has been given an Author status in our Blunt Corner.
This time let me share with you some of our Spontaneous Innovations (adhaanga Blunt jokes) by our members during our Industrial Visit to Neyveli named as ‘Ney-V’ by our Madan.

While we were waiting outside the Computer Section of NLC Madan, Ram and Nirmal were loitering around the Road walking around in every possible direction taking photo’s in every possible angle. When Madan was about to take a snap of Nirmal Who was leaning on a car giving pose as if it’s his own. Nirmal shouted at him “Madan Cover the Car fully da, Even if i am not clearly visible it’s ok i wan’t the whole Car to be covered”.
Looking at him Madan said, “If you wan’t me to cover the Car fully Give me some Brown Sheet da”.

At present i remember only this, If i could recollect anything i will add it to this Post.

~~~~~~We will meet again if you are Brave enough to visit our Blog again~~~~~~